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12.06.2025 03:21

Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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