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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Bruins Hire Former Forward Marco Sturm As New Head Coach - NESN

Minds and Behinds

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Newspaper headlines: Britain 'battle ready' and 'new Maddie search' - BBC

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Fallout 76: Gone Fission Release Notes - Bethesda.net

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

How were cows used in ancient India?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Column: Having to replace high profile coaches is suddenly common for UVa - CavsCorner: Virginia Cavaliers Football & Basketball Recruiting

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Our planet’s oxygen levels will drop, and there’s no way to stop it - Boy Genius Report

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Supplement health risks to know about, plus a celebrity's 'brutal' infection - Fox News